I basically have a sailors mouth.
I hate when people say 'tbh.' when your having a conversation in person.
I believe my friends know it all.
The sun shines out their arses.
I dont do drugs, so stop looking so shocked.
I'd do london if it was a person.
I have the most random outbursts.
I often refer to everyone as 'Twat'.
Twat is a cool word.
Talk to me cause I'm really good at that. =]]
If your going to go around and sleep with everything with a pulse, I'll laugh when you get pregnant or get an STD.
I'll show you I can do it.
And I can do it better than you.
Hate me all you like, Im not really bothered.
The sun does shine out my friends arses.
Im a dork, get over it.
If I ever start a band, they'll end up on VH1.
So I'll never start a band.
He's really far away but gets it loads